Top Funny And Witty Quotes Of The Year

Funny and Witty Quotes About Smile

Top Funny And Witty Quotes Of The Year

Recently feeling down? You could find some inspiration to grin in these clever sayings and phrases.

“Smile…it makes people wonder what you’re up to.” – Jill Shalvis

“A smile is the happiness you’ll find right under your nose.” – Tom Wilson

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch

“Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. Walter Inglis Anderson

“Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. James M. Beggs

“A laugh is a smile that bursts. – Mary H. Waldrip

Other Funny and Witty Quotes and Sayings

Top Funny And Witty Quotes Of The Year

There are many more humorous stuff. Here are some additional amusing sayings and phrases that you shouldn’t skip.

“A witty saying proves nothing.” – Voltaire

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
– Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

“Every habit makes our hand wittier, and outwit more handy.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.” – George Dennison Prentice

“The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.” – George Bernard Shaw

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“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” – Anonymous

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

“Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you – but I’m not going to.” – Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day

“If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” – Woodrow Wilson

“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” – Benjamin Disraeli

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