Funny and Witty Quotes About Actions
Getting ready to launch a call to action? This collection of amusing quotations will drive you to take action tomorrow.
“Action will destroy your procrastination.” – Og Mandino
“All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.” – Adlai E. Stevenson
“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.” – Criss Jami
“Never confuse motion with action.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Without a plan of action to put how a dream is envisioned to play out is like pouring out of the picture of water on the ground and expecting it to stay in on the surface of the ground.” – Catherine Pulsifer
“Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.” – William Shakespeare
A bit of humor is indeed a good way of getting the motivation to act. If you aren’t motivated yet, maybe you need more funny and witty quotes! Read on because we have a lot more to give you.
Funny and Witty Quotes about Work
Looking for amusing quotations about work? We’ve got you! After a long and exhausting day at work, here is a selection of quotations to help you unwind and take a break.
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
—Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space
“Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.” – William James
“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done.” – Peter Drucker
“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen
“Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.” – Adam Gropman
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.” – Groucho Marx
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend than be one.” – Clarence Darrow
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
“The first thing a new employee should do on the job is to learn to recognize his boss’ voice on the phone.” – Martin Buxbaum
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” – William C. Feather
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden.” – Orson Scott Card
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny YoIf
“A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y plays. Z is keeping your mouth shut.” – Albert Einstein
