Golden Texting Rules That Will Leave You Thinking

5. The 2 Text Rule

They don’t want to chat to you if you text them twice and they don’t reply. Don’t text them anymore. Immediately.

“There’s always one person in a relationship who likes the other person less, and you never want to be the person who is liked less,” according to an ancient piece of love advice. If you text them again after receiving no answer, you’ll lose their favor.

However, this following one occurs when you’re just not sure about someone.

6. The Don’t Leave Me Hanging Rule

If you’re not willing to continue the discussion, don’t text first. For example: Hey! What’s up? I’m OK, (them). Yourself? (You) ………………..

What’s Happening: Typically, these messages are received in the middle of the night or right after someone is dumped. I kind of believe you’re ok, but I’m actually just trying to stroke my ego by knowing that you’ll answer, they say. Given that you’ve already violated The 2 Text Rule, they presumably already know this.

7. The Rule of Dismissal

Never disregard a call and then text someone. Instead of them finding out that you disregarded their call, give them some time to believe that you missed it. It’s just the correct thing to do, in all honesty.

8. The Rule of Disproportionate Letters

Never reply to a three-page text with “k” if it was sent by a woman, and this rule also applies to texts from men. Give her at least a complete “ok.”

It’s perfectly fine to erase someone from Facebook and your life if you’re a male and they send you a three-page text. No one has time for that!

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9. THE IRONIC RULE

DON’T TEXT IN ALL CAPS: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE ANGRY !!

(It’s ironic because the title of the rule is written all in caps. See what we did there?)

10. The L O L Rule

Avoid using “lol” more often than necessary. Additionally, by “more than you have to,” we mean never use it. This is particularly applicable in circumstances like this one, where the traffic is terrible. You can tell that you aren’t laughing aloud at the traffic. When a simple “haha” will do, some people like to utilize the word “lol” in every text. Additionally, unless you don’t mind others thinking you’re an idiot, avoid using “u” or “ur.”

The ‘Ha-ha’ Scale

Golden Texting Rules That Will Leave You Thinking

We are also assisting you in comprehending the “Ha-ha” scale. How many ha’s someone uses in a text message is a good indicator of how humorous they find you. Let’s begin.

  • 1 Ha – In essence, you’re admitting that you were trying to make a joke. neither more nor less. Example: “Ha…you’re funny.” Translation: No, you’re not.
  • 2 Ha’s – Well done. The individual you were speaking to would have laughed heartily if you had been face-to-face. Example: “Haha…that’s hilarious.” Translation: It’s not hilarious, but you’re getting closer.
  • 3 or more Ha’s – You’re extremely humorous, in fact. That would have made someone laugh out loud in person. Of course, if you had had the same amount of time to think of a clever reply as you have while texting, you could have been just as smart. Example: “Hahahah…I’m dying!” Translation: They’re not in danger, but they probably laughed out nonetheless. Although it’s fortunate that they refrained from using “lol,” since it would have violated rule #10.
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There you have it, then. too many regulations You should definitely just use Facetime from now on. In any case, tweens should not text.

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