70 Dirty Tinder Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women
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- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.
- Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
- Can I give you an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!
- Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I’d stuff you.
- You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick. . .because we’re a match.
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
- Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
- Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
- Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
- Is your dad a preacher? Because you’re a blessing
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Hey, you dropped something. . .my jaw.
- Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
- What do you, yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They’re all things I want to spoon.
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
- You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
- Is there a magnet in here? Because, baby, I’m attracted to you.
- What’s a beautiful person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- Damn, that ass is bigger than my future.
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- Do you like whales? I have a hump-back at my place.
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. . . all I’m asking for is one from you.
- Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
- Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.
- Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture
- Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?