70 Dirty Tinder Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women

70 Dirty Tinder Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women

35 More Cheesy and Sexy Chat Up Lines

  1. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  2. I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.
  3. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
  4. Can I give you an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!
  5. Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I’d stuff you.
  6. You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick. . .because we’re a match.
  7. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  8. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
  9. Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
  10. Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
  11. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
  12. Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss, ma.
  13. Is your dad a preacher? Because you’re a blessing
  14. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  15. Hey, you dropped something. . .my jaw.
  16. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
  17. What do you, yogurt, cereal, and soup have in common? They’re all things I want to spoon.
  18. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
  19. You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
  20. Is there a magnet in here? Because, baby, I’m attracted to you.
  21. What’s a beautiful person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  22. I honestly find your lack of nudity disturbing.
  23. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  24. I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  25. Damn, that ass is bigger than my future.
  26. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  27. Do you like whales? I have a hump-back at my place.
  28. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  29. Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  30. Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. . . all I’m asking for is one from you.
  31. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  32. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
  33. Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.
  34. Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture
  35. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
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