- Funny Love Paragraphs for Her
One great way of telling “how much I love you” is through funny love paragraphs. It falls under great things to say to make a girl blush and chalk a way through her heart.
1- Dear, I am glad to inform u that I have fallen in love with you since the first day I met you. I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of two months. Upon completion of probation, there will be a performance appraisal leading to promotion from lover to spouse.
2- Wow! I think I am 101% in love with you. Can I be so bold as to invite you to study with me Saturday afternoon and after, invite you to go to the movies and then, invite you to go to dinner and then, invite you to go dancing and then, if you were not tired of my lack of objectivity, ask you a kiss?The answer, please, or shorten the process by giving me this kiss at once!
3- I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep, but sooner than expected, the Angel came back, and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
4- I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me. I permit you but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
5- If you were Romeo and I were Juliet; our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.
6- Your smile can be compared to a flower. Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!
7- Mathematicians would have been correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love.” Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
8- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ‘Me’.I love you with all my belly. I would say heart but my belly is bigger.
9- Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
10- If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.