CUTE ways to say “YES”
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- I do! Wait…I mean, yes!
- I want to have your babies.
- Even my dog is saying yes.
- Kiss my butt first.
- My gut tells me that you are worth the trouble.
- Then sign this contract over here.
- You stole my brain!
- Well, if the ring fits, then why not?
- May I ask if you have an expiration date?
- Thanks for choosing me. You’ll receive an answer in 3-5 working days.
- As long as I’m alive.
- I agree to the fullest!
- Where are the terms and conditions? I’ll have to review them first.
- Of course, I’d marry me.
- I ain’t a devil, but are you sure you want to sell your soul to me?
SARCASTIC ways to say “YES”
Sometimes giving a good-old-fashioned sarcastic acceptance is the best course of action. These replies in particular rely largely on tone and body language and are frequently used in response to pestering and pointless queries — or to convey furious acceptance. A really sarcastic individual is capable of making any of the responses in this post seem sarcastic.
- How do you spell yes?
- If I were you, I’d marry me as well.
- I hereby acknowledge what you’ve just said.
- Just be sure to pay me back later.
- Just be sure that we won’t get caught.
- Let’s say I agreed to this. But, can I still change my mind later?
- My answer would probably be yes, but I totally forgot — I have another appointment!
- Just be sure that we won’t go to jail for this.
- If I say yes, will you give me a million bucks?
- Probably yes, but I’ll have my people call your people to discuss.
- Even if I hate you, I would say yes to this one.
- Let me check my schedule first. Oh, I’m available.
- Take off your clothes because you’ve hit the spot!
- Why, that’s the nicest offer I’ve had all day!
- I’m here to the rescue!
- It’s fine now. Why? Because I’m here!
- Right on the money!
- If there’s a reward, I’m in!
- I don’t have a choice, do I?
- It would take a whole army to keep me from saying yes.
- You should know my answer by the way I’m nodding my head up and down.
- Have you forgotten? I’m a yes-man!
- Thought you’d never ask!
TRICKY ways to say “YES”
If you’re fed up of everything common, you can try this tricky set of “yes”-saying ways.
- There’s a chance that I might regret this, but — YOU — let’s do it!Due to the unlikelihood of an error on your part, I am forced to toss my lot in with you.
- I have examined your worthwhile view thoroughly. After close deliberation, I would say that I vehemently concur to the bases of your belief and share your ideas on the said premise.
- Upon close examination of the aforementioned data, I wholeheartedly accept your conclusion as plausible.
- I firmly believe that our views about the subject matter at hand are very similar.
- I totally ‘scored’ getting asked by you. Yes!
- Would I be too tall for you if I were standing on cloud 9?
- If I was a regular jerk, I’d say no to this one.
- My two thumbs are standing in salute.
- Something tells me I should trust you. But, I think it’s just your words.
- I think we have a consensus.
- No problem. I’m always happy to help.
- I would like to express my full approval.
- Just say the word and I shall be there.
- As long as it’s not impossible, I’d be glad to do it.
- Okies cookies!
- You just stole the words out of my mouth.
- My answer is in the affirmative.
- I give you my seal of approval.
- Your idea nearly reflects all of my thoughts.
