100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

The word “yes” has been changed over the years in order to adapt to every situation and medium in which it is used.

Today we’re going to look at some of the most funny, creative and tricky alternatives that you can use to express yourself more clearly, and liven up your English language conversations. From formal settings like the workplace, to laid back conversations with your friends, you’ll find that ‘yes’ is a very flexible word that fits into all manner of situations, and its alternatives do too. We hope this will help you to navigate the different ways to say “yes.”

Let’s go!

OTHER WAYS TO SAY YES

FORMAL ways to say “YES”

Should you receive an email from your boss asking if you will be able to make it to the budget meeting, you can respond with any of the following:

Certainly.
Definitely!
Of course!
Gladly.
Indubitably.
Absolutely.
Indeed.
Undoubtedly.
Deal!
No doubt!
I agree.

INFORMAL and SHORT ways to say “YES”

Things have gotten even more casual as technology develops. As we communicate through texting and messaging apps, we continue to alter words like “yes” to convey subtly different meanings. Texting has also fostered the creation of short forms and slang.

Ya!
Yep.
Yup.
YAAAAAS!
Totally!
Totes.
Sure.
You bet!
OK!
K
Okay.
Okie dokie!
Alright!
Alrighty!
Sounds good.
For sure.
Sure thing.
Yo man!
Cool!
Hell, yes!!!

FUNNY ways to say “YES”

Typically, these are used in informal circumstances when you want to be sassy or funny. Make sure you know your audience before whipping out one of these responses!

You’re not giving me that much of a choice, huh?
Then, let’s seal it with a kiss.
Life’s too short to be saying no.
Who put you up to this? Tell me!
Kiss my butt first.
Hell, you bet-cha, matey!
I’ll even kiss you!
Even my dog is saying yes.
Abso-f*kin-lutely!
Preach!
Here we go!
Oh yeah, baby!
What are we waiting for? Let’s close the deal!
Well then, what are we waiting for?
I want to have your babies.
Say no more!
Yes, yes, and yes!
Hallelujah!
You get my vote.
I love you, so yeah.
Give me a ‘Y.’ Give me an ‘E.’ Give me an ‘S.’ Give me a ‘Y-E-S!’

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SARCASTIC ways to say “YES”

Sometimes, the best way to respond is with a good ol’ sarcastic acceptance. Although a truly sarcastic person is capable of making any of the responses in this post sound sarcastic, these ones in particular rely heavily on tone and body language and are commonly used in response to nagging and stupid questions — or to indicate angry acceptance.

How do you spell yes?
I hereby acknowledge what you’ve just said.
As long as I’m alive.
Just be sure to pay me back later.
Just be sure that we won’t get caught.
Let’s say I agreed to this. But, can I still change my mind later?
My answer would probably be yes, but I totally forgot — I have another appointment!
Just be sure that we won’t go to jail for this.
If I say yes, will you give me a million bucks?
Probably yes, but I’ll have my people call your people to discuss.
Even if I hate you, I would say yes to this one.
Let me check my schedule first. Oh, I’m available.
Take off your clothes because you’ve hit the spot!
Why, that’s the nicest offer I’ve had all day!
I’m here to the rescue!
It’s fine now. Why? Because I’m here!
Right on the money!
If there’s a reward, I’m in!
I don’t have a choice, do I?
It would take a whole army to keep me from saying yes.
You should know my answer by the way I’m nodding my head up and down.
Have you forgotten? I’m a yes-man!
Thought you’d never ask!

TRICKY ways to say “YES”

If you’re fed up of everything common, you can try this tricky set of “yes”-saying ways.

There’s a chance that I might regret this, but — YOU — let’s do it!Due to the unlikelihood of an error on your part, I am forced to toss my lot in with you.
I have examined your worthwhile view thoroughly. After close deliberation, I would say that I vehemently concur to the bases of your belief and share your ideas on the said premise.
Upon close examination of the aforementioned data, I wholeheartedly accept your conclusion as plausible.
I firmly believe that our views about the subject matter at hand are very similar.
I totally ‘scored’ getting asked by you. Yes!
Would I be too tall for you if I were standing on cloud 9?
If I was a regular jerk, I’d say no to this one.
My two thumbs are standing in salute.
Something tells me I should trust you. But, I think it’s just your words.
I think we have a consensus.
No problem. I’m always happy to help.
I would like to express my full approval.
I agree to the fullest!
Just say the word and I shall be there.
As long as it’s not impossible, I’d be glad to do it.
Okies cookies!
You just stole the words out of my mouth.
My answer is in the affirmative.
I give you my seal of approval.
Your idea nearly reflects all of my thoughts.