100+ Funny Ways To Say YES – Tricky, Witty And Creative

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

The word “yes” has been changed over the years in order to adapt to every situation and medium in which it is used.

Today we’re going to look at some of the most funny, creative and tricky alternatives that you can use to express yourself more clearly, and liven up your English language conversations. From formal settings like the workplace, to laid back conversations with your friends, you’ll find that ‘yes’ is a very flexible word that fits into all manner of situations, and its alternatives do too. We hope this will help you to navigate the different ways to say “yes.”

Let’s go!


FORMAL ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Should you receive an email from your boss asking if you will be able to make it to the budget meeting, you can respond with any of the following:

  • Certainly.
  • Definitely!
  • Of course!
  • Gladly.
  • Indubitably.
  • Absolutely.
  • Indeed.
  • Undoubtedly.
  • Deal!
  • No doubt!
  • I agree.

INFORMAL and SHORT ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Things have gotten even more casual as technology develops. As we communicate through texting and messaging apps, we continue to alter words like “yes” to convey subtly different meanings. Texting has also fostered the creation of short forms and slang.

  • Ya!
  • Yep.
  • Yup.
  • Totally!
  • Totes.
  • Sure.
  • You bet!
  • OK!
  • K
  • Okay.
  • Okie dokie!
  • Alright!
  • Alrighty!
  • Sounds good.
  • For sure.
  • Sure thing.
  • Yo man!
  • Cool!
  • Hell, yes!!!

FUNNY ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Typically, these are used in informal circumstances when you want to be sassy or funny. Make sure you know your audience before whipping out one of these responses!

  • You’re not giving me that much of a choice, huh?
  • Then, let’s seal it with a kiss.
  • Life’s too short to be saying no.
  • Who put you up to this? Tell me!
  • Hell, you bet-cha, matey!
  • I’ll even kiss you!
  • Abso-f*kin-lutely!
  • Preach!
  • Here we go!
  • Oh yeah, baby!
  • What are we waiting for? Let’s close the deal!
  • Well then, what are we waiting for?
  • Say no more!
  • Yes, yes, and yes!
  • Hallelujah!
  • You get my vote.
  • I love you, so yeah.
  • Give me a ‘Y.’ Give me an ‘E.’ Give me an ‘S.’ Give me a ‘Y-E-S!’

CUTE ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Good news for you! You don’t have to answer questions with an astoundingly boring “yes” anymore! Be cool and stand out from the crowd!

  • I do! Wait…I mean, yes!
  • I want to have your babies.
  • Even my dog is saying yes.
  • Kiss my butt first.
  • My gut tells me that you are worth the trouble.
  • Then sign this contract over here.
  • You stole my brain!
  • Well, if the ring fits, then why not?
  • May I ask if you have an expiration date?
  • Thanks for choosing me. You’ll receive an answer in 3-5 working days.
  • As long as I’m alive.
  • I agree to the fullest!
  • Where are the terms and conditions? I’ll have to review them first.
  • Of course, I’d marry me.
  • I ain’t a devil, but are you sure you want to sell your soul to me?
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SARCASTIC ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Sometimes, the best way to respond is with a good ol’ sarcastic acceptance. Although a truly sarcastic person is capable of making any of the responses in this post sound sarcastic, these ones in particular rely heavily on tone and body language and are commonly used in response to nagging and stupid questions — or to indicate angry acceptance.

  • How do you spell yes?
  • If I were you, I’d marry me as well.
  • I hereby acknowledge what you’ve just said.
  • Just be sure to pay me back later.
  • Just be sure that we won’t get caught.
  • Let’s say I agreed to this. But, can I still change my mind later?
  • My answer would probably be yes, but I totally forgot — I have another appointment!
  • Just be sure that we won’t go to jail for this.
  • If I say yes, will you give me a million bucks?
  • Probably yes, but I’ll have my people call your people to discuss.
  • Even if I hate you, I would say yes to this one.
  • Let me check my schedule first. Oh, I’m available.
  • Take off your clothes because you’ve hit the spot!
  • Why, that’s the nicest offer I’ve had all day!
  • I’m here to the rescue!
  • It’s fine now. Why? Because I’m here!
  • Right on the money!
  • If there’s a reward, I’m in!
  • I don’t have a choice, do I?
  • It would take a whole army to keep me from saying yes.
  • You should know my answer by the way I’m nodding my head up and down.
  • Have you forgotten? I’m a yes-man!
  • Thought you’d never ask!

TRICKY ways to say “YES”

If you’re fed up of everything common, you can try this tricky set of “yes”-saying ways.

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100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative
  • There’s a chance that I might regret this, but — YOU — let’s do it!Due to the unlikelihood of an error on your part, I am forced to toss my lot in with you.
  • I have examined your worthwhile view thoroughly. After close deliberation, I would say that I vehemently concur to the bases of your belief and share your ideas on the said premise.
  • Upon close examination of the aforementioned data, I wholeheartedly accept your conclusion as plausible.
  • I firmly believe that our views about the subject matter at hand are very similar.
  • I totally ‘scored’ getting asked by you. Yes!
  • Would I be too tall for you if I were standing on cloud 9?
  • If I was a regular jerk, I’d say no to this one.
  • My two thumbs are standing in salute.
  • Something tells me I should trust you. But, I think it’s just your words.
  • I think we have a consensus.
  • No problem. I’m always happy to help.
  • I would like to express my full approval.
  • Just say the word and I shall be there.
  • As long as it’s not impossible, I’d be glad to do it.
  • Okies cookies!
  • You just stole the words out of my mouth.
  • My answer is in the affirmative.
  • I give you my seal of approval.
  • Your idea nearly reflects all of my thoughts.

WITTY ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

Don’t let that opportunity pass up to express your “yes” differently! Here we have more witty ways you can use to say yes and express agreement.

  • My thoughts exactlyIs the mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell?
  • Aye, sir!
  • A thousand times, yes!
  • A million times, yes!
  • Count me in!
  • Sounds like a plan.
  • What’s the opposite of no?
  • Is the sun hot?
  • Do fishes swim?
  • Is one plus one equal to two?
  • It appears that you have read my mind.
  • Are boogers salty?
  • Come on, humor me.
  • Do pigeons fly?
  • Tell me more.
  • Is the pope catholic?
  • Do vacuum cleaners suck?
  • Is water wet?
  • Is the hypotenuse the longest side of a triangle?
  • Does a bear live in the woods?
  • I’ll answer you with my favorite ‘Y’ word — Yes!
  • Is the sky blue?
  • Would you take ‘yes’ for an answer?
  • I haven’t said no yet, right?
  • Am I not holding my two thumbs up?
  • There’s a 100% chance that I’m going say yes to that one.
  • Like a dog wagging its tail in excitement!
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WEIRD ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

You’d never imagine it could be said in these ways!

  • I have no option but to regrettably agree to this foolish idea of yours.
  • I’m leaning towards what you desire.
  • Then I’m giving you the go signal.
  • I would love to, but there’s got to be a way to do it without killing myself.
  • Just in case, can I bring my pet monkey?
  • My enthusiastic nodding says it all.
  • I love you so much, that I’ll only agree with anything you say.
  • You deserve a standing ovation for that idea.
  • There is a huge possibility that you are correct.
  • You deserve a round of applause.
  • Yes, my liege.
  • I’m leaning towards yes, but what’s in it for me?
  • I was hoping you’d ask.
  • I’ll put my life on the line just for you.
  • The smile on my face says it all!
  • Go on, I’m listening intently.
  • You are going to regret asking me this.
  • You’ve gotta be kidding me!
  • You’re a perfect 10!
  • The answer is a resounding yes!

CREATIVE ways to say “YES”

100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative

If being funny or witty doesn’t seem to appeal to you, you can try some of these creative ways to say yes and express your agreement.

  • I’d be delighted.
  • Damn straight.
  • As you say.
  • Goddamn right!
  • Whatever! Let’s do this!
  • Let’s do it.
  • I’m happy to serve!
  • I gladly concur.
  • True enough!
  • I know that you’re speaking the truth.
  • Gotcha.
  • I’d be honored.
  • I couldn’t agree more.
  • I couldn’t disagree less.
  • It would be my honor.
  • It can’t be help then.
  • I take your point.
  • I concur.
  • That is true.
  • I believe we have come to an agreement.
  • You owe me one.
  • My pleasure.
  • The deal is on!
  • I can’t argue with that!
  • We share the same sentiments.
  • Okey-dokey!
  • I’m at your behest.
  • Aye aye, captain!
  • I was born for this!
  • That would be a Y-E-S!
  • Right on, brother/sister.
  • Definitely not NO.
  • That’s the way!
  • Your wish is my command.
  • I guess it’s up to me now.
  • Hahaha, that’s true.
  • Great idea!
  • I’ll do anything for you.
  • You lead, I follow.
  • Amen to that!
  • I acquiesce to your demand.
  • I do not disagree.
  • My belief is that you speak the truth.
  • I subscribe to your idea.
  • Let’s do a pinky swear.
  • I give you my blessing.
  • It would be of great honor to me.
100+ Funny Ways To Say YES - Tricky, Witty And Creative